As a nation, we are skipping from one crisis to another. It’s about time to have a revolution, some naysayers said.
But for the men of letters, there is one revolution that never stops. It is our skills to make fun as a people. They call it “little revolutions.” Here are some samples. Enjoy!
Conversation before and after marriage
Before Marriage:
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage – – – simply read from bottom to top!!
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Strange Problem
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor replies: “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”
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Ultimate Question
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built. Finally the big day was at hand. All the computers were linked together. They asked the question, “IS THERE A GOD?”
Suddenly there was a loud crash, and in a brilliant explosion of silicon and plastic the computers fused into what appeared to the scientists to be one large computer in place of the many smaller ones.
One of the scientists raced to the printer as it finally output its answer. “There is now”, read the printout.
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Loud, mad, sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?”
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Wife Wanted
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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Chicken Farmer
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he’s back at the dealers for another hundred chickens.
“I think I know where I’m going wrong” he tells the dealer, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”
