ANGELES CITY – It’s a new map sweeping the internet since early week and, perhaps unfortunately, puts the Philippines second to the last, almost alongside China, in a ranking of over 50 nations.
It’s a colorful map, produced by targetmap.com and spread in the internet by various respectable websites.
“A new map of the world started circulating on the web earlier this week, but it doesn’t measure alcohol intake, earthquake hot zones, or why your state sucks or doesn’t such. No this map gets a lot more personal,” newsfeed.time.com noted.
At first glance, targetmap.com appears to be a serious website presenting various maps that show radiation levels in Japan, nuclear power plants worldwide, a map of Nobel laureates, and even map of areas in Libya affected by the US Security Council peace keeping resolution.
The website further said “We’ve spent the last few years developing geographic and data systems for business.”
With a sedate logo that banners “knowledge beyond borders”, targetmap.com, however, seemed to break from formality by presenting a new map from a new perspective: the average size of the penis of menfolk from various countries, in terms of circumference and length.
Croatiantimes.com said the map “highlights the difference between the east and west.” Indeed, the map assigns to countries various color to differentiate the sizes. The Philippines was colored pink.
Unfortunately, targetmap.com was short on adequately explaining its maps.
“Now how, might you wonder, did the makers of this map get this incredibly useful and scientific information? NewsFeed was hoping that it wasn’t from personal experience, so we decided to investigate. The map was built using Target Maps, and the data appears to stem from an online chart, which was put together by both self-reported (ahem, over-exaggerated) and measured data sources,” newsfeed.time.com said.
Making it to the top of the list shown in the colorful map were Congo at 17.93 cms. and 7.1 inches, Ecuador at 17.77 cms and 6.9 inches, Ghana at 17.71 cms. and 6.7 inches, Colombia at 17.93 cms. and 6.7 inches and Venezuela at 17.03 cms and 6.7 inches.
Alas, the Philippines ranked poorly, second to the last at 10.85 cms and 4.2 inches. The country’s closest rival was China at 10.87 cms and 4.3 inches. Chinese Hong Kong, though, ranked better than mainland at 11.19 cms. and 4.4 inches.
Last in the list were Thailand at 10.16 cms and four inches, as well as Cambodia at 10.04 cms and four inches.
Some levity in the website was provided by a boxed statement beside the map, saying: “Think we invest five times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than Alzheimer’s. This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won’t remember what we used it for.”
Earlier, targetmap.com had also come out with maps on average breastcup sizes worldwide, as well as a map ranking the Intelligence Quotient (IQ) of nations in relation to the penis size of their menfolk. While the website did not provide any explanation on such a relationship, it listed on top Singapore, South Korea, Japan, Italy, Iceland, Mongolia and Switzerland. The Philippines ranked 22nd.
It’s a colorful map, produced by targetmap.com and spread in the internet by various respectable websites.
“A new map of the world started circulating on the web earlier this week, but it doesn’t measure alcohol intake, earthquake hot zones, or why your state sucks or doesn’t such. No this map gets a lot more personal,” newsfeed.time.com noted.
At first glance, targetmap.com appears to be a serious website presenting various maps that show radiation levels in Japan, nuclear power plants worldwide, a map of Nobel laureates, and even map of areas in Libya affected by the US Security Council peace keeping resolution.
The website further said “We’ve spent the last few years developing geographic and data systems for business.”
With a sedate logo that banners “knowledge beyond borders”, targetmap.com, however, seemed to break from formality by presenting a new map from a new perspective: the average size of the penis of menfolk from various countries, in terms of circumference and length.
Croatiantimes.com said the map “highlights the difference between the east and west.” Indeed, the map assigns to countries various color to differentiate the sizes. The Philippines was colored pink.
Unfortunately, targetmap.com was short on adequately explaining its maps.
“Now how, might you wonder, did the makers of this map get this incredibly useful and scientific information? NewsFeed was hoping that it wasn’t from personal experience, so we decided to investigate. The map was built using Target Maps, and the data appears to stem from an online chart, which was put together by both self-reported (ahem, over-exaggerated) and measured data sources,” newsfeed.time.com said.
Making it to the top of the list shown in the colorful map were Congo at 17.93 cms. and 7.1 inches, Ecuador at 17.77 cms and 6.9 inches, Ghana at 17.71 cms. and 6.7 inches, Colombia at 17.93 cms. and 6.7 inches and Venezuela at 17.03 cms and 6.7 inches.
Alas, the Philippines ranked poorly, second to the last at 10.85 cms and 4.2 inches. The country’s closest rival was China at 10.87 cms and 4.3 inches. Chinese Hong Kong, though, ranked better than mainland at 11.19 cms. and 4.4 inches.
Last in the list were Thailand at 10.16 cms and four inches, as well as Cambodia at 10.04 cms and four inches.
Some levity in the website was provided by a boxed statement beside the map, saying: “Think we invest five times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than Alzheimer’s. This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won’t remember what we used it for.”
Earlier, targetmap.com had also come out with maps on average breastcup sizes worldwide, as well as a map ranking the Intelligence Quotient (IQ) of nations in relation to the penis size of their menfolk. While the website did not provide any explanation on such a relationship, it listed on top Singapore, South Korea, Japan, Italy, Iceland, Mongolia and Switzerland. The Philippines ranked 22nd.
