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RED – Stop
Yellow – Caution
Green — Go
No Parking
No Loading
No Unloading
No Left Turn
No Overtaking
No U-Turn
No Entry
One-Way Only
Give Way
Parallel Parking Only
Tow-Away Zone
Slow Moving Vehicles Stay on Outermost
Lane
Bus Lane
Motorcycle Lane
Bike Lane
Keep Intersection Open
Use Pedestrian Lane/Overpass.

Plain English — enough to understand, even by kindergarteners.

May as well be Greek – incomprehensible to motorists, truck, jeepney, and tricycle drivers, most specifically who keep on doing the exact opposite.

And Latin – unintelligible to traffic marshals who epically fail in enforcing them.

So, pardon our French: Ye, moronic motorists. Ye, idiotic traffic enforcers.

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